Pumpkin Mimicker Pillows

Halloween fishbowl.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Scary stuff

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

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"I tested very high in playing."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It was a botched surgery."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

D.C. Halloween

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Giant Headless Horseman

Halloween sculptor

"Make it look like an accident"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Your candle has gone out."

Rod Stewart

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

Happy Halloween America!

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Halloween dentist.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"