Pumpkin Patch Enthusiast Gifts

"I guess we’ll take that one."

'The holidays always make me feel so hollow inside.'

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Midnight Basketball

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Make it look like an accident"

"We need to talk."

Pumpkin Time!

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Your candle has gone out."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Organic Produce

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

"You had me at pumpkin."

"Can I have some arm candy?"

Pangaea Pumpkin

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."