Pumpkin Patch Enthusiast Gifts

"I guess we’ll take that one."

'The holidays always make me feel so hollow inside.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Midnight Basketball

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Pumpkin Time!

Giant Headless Horseman

"We need to talk."

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"Make it look like an accident"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"Your candle has gone out."

Organic Produce

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."