Pumpkin Enthusiast Prints

Organic Produce

"I better carve out time to do some paperwork."

"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

That's the dentist's pumpkin.

'Wow, what a hothead!'

"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."

'At the time, Botox seemed like a good idea, but now I can't smile.'

"The good news is your surgery went fine. The bad news is we left a candle inside you."

'Are these your pumpkins? We found them in the middle of the street totally smashed!'

Pumpkin receives plastic surgery and turns into basketball.

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"You can tell she's had work done."

Happy Halloween from the Gourds

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

Mr and Mr Halloween Pumpkin

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"I don't know which is worse...pumpkin guts or candy corn."

'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'

Pumpkin Painting

'Lighten up!'

Pumpkin diet.

Midnight Basketball

'How about using this pumpkin for Halloween, it will make a great shrunken head.'

'It's to help me cut down on gourds and such. It's the pumpkin patch.'

'What's with all the Pumpkin Pies?'

To discourage young thugs from smashing their pumpkins, the Buchanans filled them with live hornets.

Pumpkin Mice

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'He's the perfect man. He never interrupts me, and he's a great listener.'

"I was on my way home when there was this sudden puff of smoke!"

They're not all named 'Jack': 'Sara, meet Ned, Dawn, George and Axel.'

Russian halloween pumpkins.

Phrenologists Looking for a Good Pumpkin

"It's his favorite time of year."