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"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Toadstools

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Devi's brew?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"We should start wearing masks."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Santa's wash day.

Monster Self-Help

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

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'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Witches at a cauldron.

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Death Beggar

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."