Monkey Fan Pillows

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Wolf Karaoke

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Next in Lion

"That's our new church mascot."

Zombie pet tricks.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."