Festive Monkey Fan Pillows

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

The Salivation army.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Christmas reunions!

Recycled Flake

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Cat at the piano

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

Cat on the violin

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

inflation at Christmas

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'Thanks for the onesie!'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Happy New Year!