Festive Animal Fan Pillows

Xmas

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"I love these old decorations!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Meet Santa's entourage

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'