Festive Monkey Fan Mugs

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The Salivation army.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

Recycled Flake

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Christmas reunions!

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Cat at the piano

'Happy New Year!'

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

inflation at Christmas

Cat on the violin

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'Thanks for the onesie!'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."