Flying Monkey Fan Mugs

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Fly Artist

Antler Buzzers.

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'