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Year of the Monkey 2016

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"