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Year of the Monkey 2016

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

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Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.