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"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Charles I

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Queen reigning.

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Ethelred II

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Any apologies for absence?"

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Emmanuel Macron

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

God save the Queen.

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

The Queen

Henry VIII

'Now I feel bad about having my speechwriter executed — I was just holding the paper upside down.'

Aeneas