Monet Fan T-Shirts

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

European currency on the edge.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Economy - USA.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Halloween Selfie

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."