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"Magnificent light today, chief."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Out and In.

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Networking

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

It's a call from Tate modern.

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

Kid doing cave paintings

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'You could do that.' I did

'Do I have to be creative?'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"I love your work!"

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"