Meeting Monet Mugs

"Magnificent light today, chief."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Group Think Time

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Networking

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

It's a call from Tate modern.

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Kid doing cave paintings

'You could do that.' I did

'Do I have to be creative?'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"I love your work!"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'