Monet Fan Gifts

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

European currency on the edge.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Economy - USA.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'