Monet Admirer Gifts

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

History of Cartooning.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

He loves the water.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Charles I

Queen reigning.

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Ethelred II

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Any apologies for absence?"

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

God save the Queen.

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"They couldn't rent out the upper levels, so they're going to dismantle all but the ground floor."

Emmanuel Macron

The Queen

Henry VIII

'Now I feel bad about having my speechwriter executed — I was just holding the paper upside down.'