Federal Reserve Fan Gifts

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

"You're on a what?!"

Turkish Democracy

A Little Extra

Born to raise interest rates.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

ATM withdrawal

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

That might not work, EU...

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

Abraham Lincoln

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

'Our customers don't want mutual funds that are an 'eclectic mix'.'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

George W. Bush

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

"The dotted line is my self-esteem."

Dragging industry into the Euro

'No this isn't one of those disaster movies. It's the News.'

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"No more stress!"

I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents

'Someone will have to row.'

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

"I'd like to file a defamation suit. 'Bear markets' is a derogatory term."