Federal Fan Gifts

'I'm sorry, Sonny. But, the FBI doesn't look for missing doggies... Even if you do think he might've crossed the state line.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"You're on a what?!"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Turkish Democracy

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Ms. Rusmore

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

That might not work, EU...

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Little boy dragon

Abraham Lincoln

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

Gunswinger

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'