Federal Politics Fan Gifts

"Of course Comey's a showboat and a grandstander. Why else would he be that tall?"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

That might not work, EU...

"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

Tucker Ratings Gold

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"They're spelt differently!"

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

'Can I Come In Soon?'

The Party of Lincoln

Barack Obama

Trump's firings

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

Greek Crisis

George 'Dubya' Bush

Running Mate

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

Biden Wins

"You know things are bad when Trump tries to start a sex scandal to create a diversion."

I, for one, welcome our new Kenyan overlord!

Presidential duel

'And, as I understand it - hitting below the belt will now be allowed...'

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact

In the laboratory of democracy...

Ted Kennedy

Ronald Reagan

Venom