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"Of course Comey's a showboat and a grandstander. Why else would he be that tall?"

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

That might not work, EU...

"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

Tucker Ratings Gold

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"They're spelt differently!"

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

The Party of Lincoln

Barack Obama

'Can I Come In Soon?'

Trump's firings

Greek Crisis

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

Running Mate

George 'Dubya' Bush

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

Biden Wins

The twittering president.

United States of Me

Ted Kennedy

Servile journalism

I, for one, welcome our new Kenyan overlord!

'And, as I understand it - hitting below the belt will now be allowed...'

"You know things are bad when Trump tries to start a sex scandal to create a diversion."

Presidential duel

'This is not about regime change, honest.'

The New Cold War