Local Politics Fan Gifts

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

Antiwar Resolutions

'I know it's a challenge getting people interested in local elections...'

"They're spelt differently!"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Sign Reform

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

Which One is Pulling Out?

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Greek Crisis

Find More Kids

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Biden Wins

Double Rose Bowl

And the Winner Is...

Impeachment Chapter III

Ishmael Trone

"Of course Comey's a showboat and a grandstander. Why else would he be that tall?"

Republican Cone of Silence

I'm declaring my candidacy. For what? Health Commissioner of Candorville, the fine nearly township from whence my clan hails. I'm going to right the ship of America. Bring it on, whiny Democrats! I miss the jungle.

Desert Island D**ks

Secrets of the Mitt Romney Tax Return

Looks like it might rain.

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.