Local Politics Fan Mugs

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

'I know it's a challenge getting people interested in local elections...'

"They're spelt differently!"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

Greek Crisis

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

Biden Wins

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Impeachment Chapter III

"Of course Comey's a showboat and a grandstander. Why else would he be that tall?"

Republican Cone of Silence

Desert Island D**ks

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.

Looks like it might rain.

"Engaging people in local democracy should be at the core of everything that we do!"

"What does a candidate have to do around here to prove his conservative credentials?!"