Local Politics Lover Gifts

Double Rose Bowl

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Sign Reform

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

"They're spelt differently!"

Which One is Pulling Out?

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

The year 1872 passing and taking Liberalism with it

Find More Kids

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

the pLAn

And the Winner Is...

Limerick town council meeting.

Jackie Weaver

I'm declaring my candidacy. For what? Health Commissioner of Candorville, the fine nearly township from whence my clan hails. I'm going to right the ship of America. Bring it on, whiny Democrats! I miss the jungle.

Obama: 1 year on.

Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.

Ishmael Trone

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.

Suspension isn't Punishment

Small and Decrepit

' I don't know what all the fuss is about. I'm barred from the White house too. And the Copple house, the Black bull, the Prince George, the Farmer's arms...'

Demilitarizing the Schools

Public Art

Get Off My Sidewalk

"...Ever since he was elected to the town council."

Vote UKIP: Fear, Angst, Racism and Galloping Europhobia.