Frontier Fan Gifts

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

"Ever wonder why you're unpopular?"

"Willy, wake up! I figured out how to light my cigarette with a stick from the fire!"

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"If I don't make it, remember what I said: 'Stay off the couch.'"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'Quiet Zone' in the desert.

'Stranger, we live in this climate because we're practicing for hell.'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Turkish Democracy

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Tunnel of love"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Tunnel of Whale Guts

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Thank you."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Made in Sweden.

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Vintage Bumper Cars.