Frontier Fan Prints

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

"Ever wonder why you're unpopular?"

"Willy, wake up! I figured out how to light my cigarette with a stick from the fire!"

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"If I don't make it, remember what I said: 'Stay off the couch.'"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'Quiet Zone' in the desert.

'Stranger, we live in this climate because we're practicing for hell.'

"Would you mind closing the window please?"

"I'm telling' ya, I had no idea there was a real king of the wild frontier. Maybe I could be the earl of the upper midwest. Or, how about Baron of the Tennessee valley? Whataya think?

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Turkish Democracy

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

A Little Extra

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Thank you."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.