Frontier Aficionado Gifts

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

Artists of the wild west.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

House Hunters of the Old West

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

A Woman Shopping.