Frontier Life Aficionado Gifts

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Artists of the wild west.

Dolphin

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

"But mom, he followed us home!"

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"I think we should get a dog."

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

House Hunters of the Old West

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

"I only use it for self definition."

'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

Scott of the Antarctic

Relaxation of the visa regime.

'Don't worry, our security system is impeccable.'

Buffalo Bill Cody

"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"

Horse play a version of horseshoe throwing.

Man trips over a border.

In 1882, accountant Desmond Mullens unwittingly rides into an intense frontier conflict.

Irish Border

Walls protecting the USA.

A tree falls towards a house