Frontier Lover Gifts

A tree falls towards a house

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Artists of the wild west.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Lovers embrace

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Altar Ego

Ranch Dressing

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

'I hate reruns.'

Fireplace Projector.

"I thought the snow would never start"

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Three bears hibernating

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf