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Going Rogue, Sarah Palin's biography is a top seller. John McCain is not too happy about this book.

On holiday.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Playing pig

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Herb's from Texas."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"But mom, he followed us home!"

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"Now do you believe me?"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 2

Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Nice six-pack!

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

Rabbit Protest, No to a ban on fox hunting.

Grace and Marion Jeddler dancing

"You're wearing it backwards."

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York