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Going Rogue, Sarah Palin's biography is a top seller. John McCain is not too happy about this book.

On holiday.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Herb's from Texas."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 2

"Now do you believe me?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"But mom, he followed us home!"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".

Nice six-pack!

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Rabbit Protest, No to a ban on fox hunting.

"You're wearing it backwards."

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Grace and Marion Jeddler dancing