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Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Artists of the wild west.

Dolphin

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"I think we should get a dog."

"But mom, he followed us home!"

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

House Hunters of the Old West

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'

"I only use it for self definition."

Scott of the Antarctic

Relaxation of the visa regime.

'Don't worry, our security system is impeccable.'

"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"

Horse play a version of horseshoe throwing.

In 1882, accountant Desmond Mullens unwittingly rides into an intense frontier conflict.

Man trips over a border.

Irish Border

Walls protecting the USA.

A tree falls towards a house

'I'd like a word with you about your 'faithful' Indian companion!'