Frontier Life Fan T-Shirts

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Lazy Octopus

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Well, that one got away."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

1,572 Performances.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Milkin' Impossible

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Hang on a minute...'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'Sheep striptease'.

#FAIL

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Shaken, not stirred.'