Frontier Facial Fan T-Shirts

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Tunnel of love"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

En garde!

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Medical Cabinet

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

En-guard dog.

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Made in Sweden.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

Vintage Bumper Cars.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Acupuncture.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I didn't exactly win it."