Frontier Facial Fan T-Shirts

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

En garde!

"Tunnel of love"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Medical Cabinet

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

En-guard dog.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Made in Sweden.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

Vintage Bumper Cars.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Caddy With A Cool Box

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'