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The sad man carries a smiling face mask

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Caliologist

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Piggy bank #4: factory.

"I'm retired now"

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Maraschino, Inc.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"