Frontier Life Fan Gifts

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Lazy Octopus

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

1,572 Performances.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Milkin' Impossible

'Hang on a minute...'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

#FAIL

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'Sheep striptease'.

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'