Frontier Folklore Fan Gifts

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Balding gnomes

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Alternative Medicine.

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"