Frontier History Fan Gifts

'Don't worry, our security system is impeccable.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Used wheels

The unknown war poet.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Maypole

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Horace Mann

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

The Race to Ukraine

"Do they look tired to you?"

'Is it organic?'

"No taxation without representation!"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Did we get the line item veto?"

James K Polk

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

The Jumping Tank

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...