Frozen Frontiers Fan Gifts

'You might want to recheck your math.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Little help?"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"What does she have that I don't?"

Baby it's cold outside.

Football fan

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

House Hunters of the Old West

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

The best baker in Bath!

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

Winter is a gift.