Frozen Frontiers Fan Gifts

'You might want to recheck your math.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Little help?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"What does she have that I don't?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Baby it's cold outside.

Football fan

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

House Hunters of the Old West

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

The best baker in Bath!

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'This is my favorite time of year!'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."