Frosty Frontiers Enthusiast Gifts

Scott of the Antarctic

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Cake Writer's Block

Flashpoint: Arctic!

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

House Hunters of the Old West

Ice Sculpting Class.

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

"Looks like the days of the great explorers are over."

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'