Frontier Enthusiast Gifts

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

"I only use it for self definition."

House Hunters of the Old West

In 1882, accountant Desmond Mullens unwittingly rides into an intense frontier conflict.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Artists of the wild west.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"Do you mind?!"

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'

Scott of the Antarctic

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

'Don't worry, our security system is impeccable.'

"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"

'Stranger, we live in this climate because we're practicing for hell.'

Cowboy legend # 37: Jack Valance.