Frontier Fans Gifts

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Thank God It's Friday.

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Thank you."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

Tunnel of Dove.

House Hunters of the Old West

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

"I only use it for self definition."

Scott of the Antarctic

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'

'Don't worry, our security system is impeccable.'

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

'Quiet Zone' in the desert.

'Stranger, we live in this climate because we're practicing for hell.'

Cowboy legend # 37: Jack Valance.

In 1882, accountant Desmond Mullens unwittingly rides into an intense frontier conflict.