Frontier Fans Gifts

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Thank God It's Friday.

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Thank you."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

Tunnel of Dove.

House Hunters of the Old West

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

"I only use it for self definition."

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

Scott of the Antarctic

'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'Don't worry, our security system is impeccable.'

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

'Quiet Zone' in the desert.

In 1882, accountant Desmond Mullens unwittingly rides into an intense frontier conflict.

'Stranger, we live in this climate because we're practicing for hell.'