Frosting Enthusiast Gifts

Cake Writer's Block

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Ice fisher.

Frosting the Snowman

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Electric Blanket.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Baking

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Snow is falling...

"Slippery, huh?"

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

Entertainment systems

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'