Frosting Enthusiast Gifts

Cake Writer's Block

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Ice fisher.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Electric Blanket.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Midwest Winter Items.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Baking

"What does she have that I don't?"

"You call this ice?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Entertainment systems

Trawling for Fish.

"Slippery, huh?"

Snow is falling...

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."