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"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

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"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

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"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

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"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

'New money or old money?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'

'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'

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