Frontier Fusion Fan Gifts

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Tzatzikicicle

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Adam Smith

When seasons collide

Fauna Hybrids

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Hot enough for ya?'

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Jacques Loussier.

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

"You call this guacamole?"

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."