Frontier Fusion Fan Mugs

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Tzatzikicicle

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Hamlet today"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Adam Smith

When seasons collide

Fauna Hybrids

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Hot enough for ya?'

Jacques Loussier.

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"You call this guacamole?"

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"