Craft Fusion Fan Mugs

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Tzatzikicicle

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Adam Smith

When seasons collide

Fauna Hybrids

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Hot enough for ya?'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

Jacques Loussier.

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

"You call this guacamole?"

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."

The Myth of Ariadne.

A caveman emerges from a subway

"I think it's from Leonardo. He always signs-off with a smiley face."