Boundary Fans Gifts

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

First past the post.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Learning to say 'no'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

"The fence keeps the Locavores out."

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

'Don't worry, our security system is impeccable.'