Federal Fan Prints

'I'm sorry, Sonny. But, the FBI doesn't look for missing doggies... Even if you do think he might've crossed the state line.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"You're on a what?!"

Turkish Democracy

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Ms. Rusmore

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

A Little Extra

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

That might not work, EU...

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

Little boy dragon

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Abraham Lincoln

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."