Federal Reserve Fan Pillows

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

"You're on a what?!"

Turkish Democracy

Born to raise interest rates.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

ATM withdrawal

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

That might not work, EU...

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

'Our customers don't want mutual funds that are an 'eclectic mix'.'

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

Abraham Lincoln

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

George W. Bush

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

'No this isn't one of those disaster movies. It's the News.'

"No more stress!"

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

Dragging industry into the Euro

"The dotted line is my self-esteem."

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

'Someone will have to row.'

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

"I'd like to file a defamation suit. 'Bear markets' is a derogatory term."

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'